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Quick View2026 CALENDAR
CalendarCALENDARS ARE EXCLUDED FROM OUR BUY MORE, SAVE MORE PROMOTION - Shows you all the important holidays (ya know, like Thanksgiving and Steak and a Blowjob Day) - Size is 10.5" x 9.5" - Images can be cut to fit an 8" x 8" frame so you can keep it forever - Designed, printed, and manufactured in CanadaOriginal price was: $24.00.$20.00Current price is: $20.00. -
Quick ViewOH HAPPY DAY
BirthdayFront: Wishing you the happiest of days. Inside: If it's not a happy day, that's on you.$5.95
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2026 CALENDAR
CalendarCALENDARS ARE EXCLUDED FROM OUR BUY MORE, SAVE MORE PROMOTION - Shows you all the important holidays (ya know, like Thanksgiving and Steak and a Blowjob Day) - Size is 10.5" x 9.5" - Images can be cut to fit an 8" x 8" frame so you can keep it forever - Designed, printed, and manufactured in CanadaOriginal price was: $24.00.$20.00Current price is: $20.00. -
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OH HAPPY DAY
BirthdayFront: Wishing you the happiest of days. Inside: If it's not a happy day, that's on you.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Time for your birthday party. Inside: Just so you know, I'm leaving after the cake and I didn't get a gift.$5.95 -
Quick ViewEAT EAT EAT
BirthdayFront: Today is your special day. Inside: Eat whatever the fuck you want.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.95 -
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StickersThis vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$6.00 -
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Father's DayFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEAD OR ALIVE
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNOT YOUR SPERM
Father's DayFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: You are a fantastic mom. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEAD OR ALIVE
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewPAPER RULES
Thank youInside: Option 4. Hand them this greeting card + a six-pack. (The six-pack could be beer or doughnuts. Or both or neither.)$5.95 -
Quick ViewGIFTY GIFTY NEVER GETS
BirthdayInside: Now you know why this card didn't come with a gift. (You're either a spoiled asshole kid or a grown-up that can buy their own damn stuff.)$5.95 -
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CongratulationsInside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.$5.95
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