
Cards
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I JUST DON’T CARE
BirthdayFront: Everyone keeps telling me it's your birthday. Inside: Like I'm supposed to care or something.$5.00 -
FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.$5.00 -
ENOUGH ALREADY
BirthdayFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 -
BALD PATCHES ARE FUNNY
BirthdayFront: Another year older and you look great. Inside: Except for that bald patch.$5.00 -
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PUDGY WUDGY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself. Inside: Maybe just lay off the cake. You're looking kinda pudgy.$5.50 -
THE KOALA HATES YOU
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.$5.00 -
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HERPES AND HENS
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
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YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
BUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00 -
STICKY SOCKS
CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
BABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 -
PUP PUP PUPPY
CardsFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
CardsFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 -
BIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
BLAME THE DINGO
CardsFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
SAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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TWICE THE TROUBLE
CardsFront: You're having twins? Inside: Holy fuck.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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I JUST DON’T CARE
BirthdayFront: Everyone keeps telling me it's your birthday. Inside: Like I'm supposed to care or something.$5.00 -
FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.$5.00 -
ENOUGH ALREADY
BirthdayFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 -
BALD PATCHES ARE FUNNY
BirthdayFront: Another year older and you look great. Inside: Except for that bald patch.$5.00 -
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PUDGY WUDGY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself. Inside: Maybe just lay off the cake. You're looking kinda pudgy.$5.50 -
THE KOALA HATES YOU
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.$5.00 -
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HERPES AND HENS
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
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YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
BUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00 -
STICKY SOCKS
CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
BABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 -
PUP PUP PUPPY
CardsFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
CardsFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 -
BIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
BLAME THE DINGO
CardsFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
SAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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TWICE THE TROUBLE
CardsFront: You're having twins? Inside: Holy fuck.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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