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WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
Belated BirthdayFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STOP GETTING OLD
BirthdayFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
REINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
WILD THINGS
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.95
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POSTCARD PACKAGE
PostcardPostcard Package$25.00Original price was: $25.00.$12.00Current price is: $12.00. -
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UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER DAY
PostcardUgly Christmas Sweater Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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TALK SHOW HOST DAY
PostcardTV Talk Show Host Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BLACK CAT DAY
PostcardBlack Cat Appreciation Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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GEEK PRIDE DAY
PostcardGeek Pride Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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STEAK AND A BLOWJOB DAY
PostcardSteak and A Blowjob Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
SEND A CARD TO A FRIEND DAY
PostcardSend a Card to a Friend Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
DRESS UP YOUR PET DAY
PostcardDress Up Your Pet Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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MAGNET MYSTERY BAG
Everyday MagnetsContains 8 random magnets from our collection. (no repeats, no fanart)$20.00 -
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