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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00 -
DIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
NO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
YOU SUCK
CardsFront: You'll do great. Just remember one thing. Back: Don't be yourself.$5.00$1.00 -
GIMME THE HARD STUFF
CardsFront: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.50 -
THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
CardsFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
FOXY CHRISTMAS
CardsFront: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.$5.00 -
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.00 -
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
BirthdayFront: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.50 -
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
BirthdayFront: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.50 -
TOO CUTE FOR YOU
CardsFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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LOVE HATE CHRISTMAS
Gift TagsTag 1: I hate Christmas. Tag 2: Christmas is fucking awesome. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". People need know who their presents are from!$6.95 -
MERRY SANTA FUCKS
Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE
Gift TagsTag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". These are the best tags ever.$6.95 -
REGIFT AND NOT RETURNABLE
Gift TagsTag 1: You can regift this. I did. Tag 2: Sorry. It's not returnable. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". We've all regifted a gift. Let's just be upfront about it.$6.95 -
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