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NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
DADDY ISSUES
Mother's DayFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
GIMME YOUR MONEY
New JobFront: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU SUCK BALLS
New JobFront: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
I SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
WINSOME HEROES
New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
New HomeFront: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
PENIS FOR BRAINS
GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
DUMBASS MORON
GraduationFront: I'm proud of you. Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES
Good LuckFront: I wish you the best of luck. Inside: Even though you don't deserve it.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
BOY OH BOY
Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: Boy, do you need it.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
GoodbyeFront: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Inside: Good riddance.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
CAN’T CUT CORD
Father's DayFront: Dad. Inside: Cut the cord already.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
WHORE AY HOORAY
GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
MOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
PARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
REINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
WILD THINGS
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.95 -
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OH BABY BABY
New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY SHIRT
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KILLER CLOWN SHIRT
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BIRD IN SPACE SHIRT
Sale$30.00Original price was: $30.00.$10.00Current price is: $10.00.Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
BIRD IN SPACE SHIRT (Women’s)
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SWEARING IS FUCKING FUNNY
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