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May 13, 2026
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SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewCUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewNO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewTHERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLOVE SUCKS
SaleFront: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewNEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDADDY ISSUES
Mother's DayFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGIMME YOUR MONEY
New JobFront: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewYOU SUCK BALLS
New JobFront: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewWINSOME HEROES
New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
New HomeFront: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewPENIS FOR BRAINS
GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDUMBASS MORON
GraduationFront: I'm proud of you. Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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Quick ViewPARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewHAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewWE’RE NOT FRIENDS
SaleFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSTOP GETTING OLD
BirthdayFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewIT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewYOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewYOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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Quick ViewCHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
Quick ViewREINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
Quick ViewWILD THINGS
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.95 -
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