Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.

Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.

Shut the hell up.

Masturbation is fun.

My vagina is awesome.

Tag 1: I hate Christmas. Tag 2: Christmas is fucking awesome. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  People need know who their presents are from!

Tag 1: You can regift this. I did. Tag 2: Sorry. It's not returnable. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  We've all regifted a gift.  Let's just be upfront about it.

I'm sick of your ugly face.

I feel dead inside.

What a crock of shit.