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May 13, 2026
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GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
GraduationFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Inside: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
GraduationFront: Congratulations. Inside: I guess you're not an idiot after all.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewLIFE AIN’T EASY
GraduationFront: Celebrate this day. Inside: It only goes downhill from here.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDOGS ARE STUPID
GraduationFront: You've officially graduated. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.00 -
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Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: You little twerp.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSARCASM RULES
SaleFront: You'll do awesome. Inside: Yes, that's sarcasm.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewHELP ME HELP YOU
Good LuckFront: Here's a card to wish you good luck. Inside: You need all the help you can get.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFAMILY TIES
Good LuckFront: I believe in you. Inside: That's because we're family and I have to.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU CAN’T DO IT
Good LuckFront: Good luck. You can do it. Inside: Actually, you probably can't.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBREAK YOUR FACE
Good LuckFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Inside: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBOOTY CALL ME
GoodbyeFront: I have a big problem with you leaving. Inside: You'll be too far away for a booty call.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
Quick ViewMISTAKE MAKER
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBAD CREDIT SCORE
ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHOLIDAY CARD
ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSAVED BY THE BELL
ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewREAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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