THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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SaleFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
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FriendshipFront: Remember that game spin the bottle? Inside: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Inside: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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Quick ViewGIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewEVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSANTA IS A SISSY
ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: You remind me of a snowman. Inside: Cold and heartless.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMONEY FOR NOTHING
ChristmasFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
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Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFISH STICKS FISH DICKS
SaleFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewKIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT
Break UpFront: So sorry about the divorce. Inside: It was because of the kids, right?$5.00
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