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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewREAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00
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Quick ViewFUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewBEER BOOBS BABES
BirthdayFront: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSOMETHING BETTER
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.$5.95 -
Quick ViewOLD TIMERS
BirthdayFront: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewWISH BITCH
BirthdayFront: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
SaleFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewOLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCOCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.95 -
Quick ViewZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.95 -
Quick ViewLIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewA FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBUST A MOVE
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewAWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewWHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.95 -
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