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May 13, 2026
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ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewJUST A CARD
ChristmasFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDON’T EAT YELLOW SNOW
ChristmasFront: You remind me of a snowman. Inside: Cold and heartless.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMONEY FOR NOTHING
ChristmasFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewCUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewKIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT
Break UpFront: So sorry about the divorce. Inside: It was because of the kids, right?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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Quick ViewYOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewTHAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSTICKY SOCKS
New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BITCH SPICE
New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95 -
Quick ViewPUP PUP PUPPY
New BabyFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
New BabyFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIG OL TITTIES
New BabyFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBLAME THE DINGO
New BabyFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSAFETY FIRST
New BabyFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGREEDY BABY MACHINE
New BabyFront: Twins. Inside: One wasn't enough?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewBABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
New BabyFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTHIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
New BabyFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHURTS LIKE A BITCH
New BabyFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
New BabyFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
New BabyFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBEAUTY NOT BRAINS
New BabyFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUGLY BABY SHEEP
New BabyFront: I can't wait to see your new baby. Inside: I hear it's real ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewTILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.95
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