THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMOMMY’S VAG
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewANOTHER FUCKING DAY
BirthdayFront: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewOLD AND UGLY
BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
BirthdayFront: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWHORES R US
BirthdayFront: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES
BirthdayFront: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?$5.95 -
Quick ViewSKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
BirthdayFront: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.$5.95
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