Birthday
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BOOBIES
BirthdayFront: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.50 -
SCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?$5.00 -
I’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.00 -
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YEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50 -
I JUST DON’T CARE
BirthdayFront: Everyone keeps telling me it's your birthday. Inside: Like I'm supposed to care or something.$5.00 -
FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.$5.00 -
ENOUGH ALREADY
BirthdayFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 -
BALD PATCHES ARE FUNNY
BirthdayFront: Another year older and you look great. Inside: Except for that bald patch.$5.00 -
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PUDGY WUDGY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself. Inside: Maybe just lay off the cake. You're looking kinda pudgy.$5.00 -
THE KOALA HATES YOU
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.$5.00 -
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HERPES AND HENS
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
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YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
BUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
CardsFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00
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BOOBIES
BirthdayFront: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.50 -
SCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?$5.00 -
I’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.00 -
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YEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50 -
I JUST DON’T CARE
BirthdayFront: Everyone keeps telling me it's your birthday. Inside: Like I'm supposed to care or something.$5.00 -
FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.$5.00 -
ENOUGH ALREADY
BirthdayFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 -
BALD PATCHES ARE FUNNY
BirthdayFront: Another year older and you look great. Inside: Except for that bald patch.$5.00 -
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PUDGY WUDGY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself. Inside: Maybe just lay off the cake. You're looking kinda pudgy.$5.00 -
THE KOALA HATES YOU
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.$5.00 -
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HERPES AND HENS
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
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YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
BUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
CardsFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00
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