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Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Bon VoyageFront: Safe travels. Inside: I hope your plane doesn't crash.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORGET ME NOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.50 -
Quick ViewWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.50 -
Quick ViewDEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewMOMMY’S VAG
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewANOTHER FUCKING DAY
BirthdayFront: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.50
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SEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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PANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BE SAFE AND SIT IN 58A
Bon VoyageFront: Safe travels. Inside: I hope your plane doesn't crash.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
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NO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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DO THE HULA
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
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FORGET ME NOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.00 -
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I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
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SORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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SO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.00 -
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MISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.50 -
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WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.50 -
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DEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.50 -
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MOMMY’S VAG
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.50 -
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ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
BirthdayFront: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.50
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