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May 13, 2026
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Quick ViewGREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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Quick ViewCHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
Quick ViewWILD THINGS
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSTEAK AND A BLOWJOB DAY
PostcardSteak and A Blowjob DayOriginal price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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PostcardSend a Card to a Friend DayOriginal price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SaleDress Up Your Pet DayOriginal price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewMAGNET MYSTERY BAG
Everyday MagnetsContains 8 random magnets from our collection. (no repeats, no fanart)$20.00 -
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Quick ViewGREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00 -
Quick ViewDIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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Good LuckFront: You'll do great. Just remember one thing. Inside: Don't be yourself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.50 -
Quick ViewTHAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Get WellFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
Quick ViewFOXY CHRISTMAS
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCARD CARD GIFT CARD
BirthdayFront: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.95
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