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    MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

    Holiday Magnets
    Merry fucking Christmas.
    $4.00
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    STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

    Everyday Magnets
    Stick your dick in me.
    $4.00
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    SCREW YOU

    Everyday Magnets
    Screw you.
    $4.00
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    I JUST PEED A LITTLE

    Everyday Magnets
    I just peed a little.
    $4.00
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG

    Box Sets
    Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).
    $30.00
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    DIVORCE

    Cards
    Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
    $5.00
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    NO ONE BETTER

    Parenting
    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
    $5.95
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    YOU SUCK

    Good Luck
    Front: You'll do great. Just remember one thing. Inside: Don't be yourself.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    GIMME THE HARD STUFF

    Get Well
    Front: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.
    $5.50
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    THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH

    Get Well
    Front: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.
    $5.50
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    FOXY CHRISTMAS

    Christmas
    Front: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.
    $5.00
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    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

    Birthday
    Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.
    $5.95
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.95
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    NATALIE LIKES OWLS

    Birthday
    Front: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.
    $5.95
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    TOO CUTE FOR YOU

    New Baby
    Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
    $5.00
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    BIG BANG BABY

    New Baby
    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
    $5.00
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    DYING DEER

    Painting
    Front: Back:
    Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    MOB DOG

    Sale Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    NERD

    Painting Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    WHORSE

    Painting Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    KILLER CLOWN

    Painting Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    I FEEL DEAD INSIDE

    Coaster
    I feel dead inside.
    $6.95
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    SHUT THE HELL UP

    Coaster
    Shut the hell up.
    $6.95
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    MASTURBATION IS FUN

    Coaster
    Masturbation is fun.
    $6.95
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