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Quick ViewTHANK YOU
Box SetsThis box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.$27.00 -
Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAYS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Happy Birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. FRONT: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. INSIDE: Shut the fuck up. FRONT: You only live once. INSIDE: Too bad you already fucked up. FRONT: May all your birthday wishes come true. INSIDE: Except for that one. You fucking pervert. FRONT: Have a very happy birthday. INSIDE: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$27.00 -
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Quick ViewTHE ESSENTIALS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.$27.00 -
Quick ViewBEST OF BIRTHDAYS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: So go fuck yourself. FRONT: Make a wish and blow out your candles. INSIDE: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker. FRONT: I heard it's your birthday. INSIDE: I also heard I don't give a shit. FRONT: You always throw the best birthday parties. INSIDE: Is it to make up for your small penis? FRONT: Have a happy birthday. INSIDE: Or rot in hell you old bastard. FRONT: You know who loves birthday parties? INSIDE: Little sissies.$27.00
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Quick ViewOH OH OH SO LONELY
CardsFront: Being alone on Valentine's Day is okay. Inside: As long as you don't mind masturbating.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTHE GIFT OF ME
CardsFront: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Inside: My naked body.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGIVE ME SUGAR BABY
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together. Inside: But I'd prefer chocolate.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewNO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOOKERS
CardsFront: Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Inside: That's what hookers are for.$5.00 -
Quick ViewENVY AND ME
CardsFront: There's one reason I'm giving you this card. Inside: The card companies tell me I have to.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES
SaleFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewHIPPOS WANT SEX
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 -
Quick ViewHAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: I like you cuz you're slutty.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBONE CRACKER
CardsFront: I hope you've been thinking about me as much as I've been thinking about you. Back: If not I might have to break your legs.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewFUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
Quick ViewI THINK I HATE YOU
CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewROBOTS CAN CHEAT
CardsFront: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMASTURBATION NATION
CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO NO FEELING
Thank youFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewGENEROUS GENITALS
Thank youFront: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewFROM US FUCKERS
Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWE HAVE MANNERS
Thank youFront: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.$5.00
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