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Get WellFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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Get WellFront: You're in the hospital? Inside: Loser.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewCALL ME CALL ME CALL ME
FriendshipFront: Hey friend. Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewRAD BAD SAD FAD
FriendshipFront: I'm glad we get along. Inside: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.95 -
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FriendshipFront: Everyone loves you. Inside: I don't know why.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FriendshipFront: You're like family to me. Inside: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.$5.00 -
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FriendshipFront: I enjoy spending time with you. Inside: It feels good to do charity work.$5.95
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Quick ViewSANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewFAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewEVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSANTA IS A SISSY
ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewJUST A CARD
ChristmasFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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