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May 13, 2026
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Good LuckFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Inside: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
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GoodbyeFront: I have a big problem with you leaving. Inside: You'll be too far away for a booty call.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWATCH LETTERMAN
Get WellFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewONLY LOSERS GET SICK
Get WellFront: You're in the hospital? Inside: Loser.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewREAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewFAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewEVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95
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