THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewBILLY WOULD
CardsFront: Being around you is always a pleasure. Inside: But I'm glad I don't see you very often.$5.00 -
Quick ViewVIVA PUFF BPA
CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
Father's DayFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
Father's DayFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Father's DayFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMEN MAKE SPERM
Father's DayFront: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBACK OFF PRICK
Father's DayFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Father's DayFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFATHER BY MARRIAGE
Father's DayFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
Father's DayFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEVERYBODY FARTS
Father's DayFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
Father's DayFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
Father's DayFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
Father's DayFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewSEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBE SAFE AND SIT IN 58A
Bon VoyageFront: Safe travels. Inside: I hope your plane doesn't crash.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDO THE HULA
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORGET ME NOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95
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