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CardsFront: Twins. Inside: One wasn't enough?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewBABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
CardsFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTHIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHURTS LIKE A BITCH
CardsFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
CardsFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
CardsFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.50 -
Quick ViewBEAUTY NOT BRAINS
CardsFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUGLY BABY SHEEP
CardsFront: I can't wait to see your new baby. Inside: I hear it's real ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewTILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSIDE BY SIDE
AnniversaryFront: It's your anniversary. Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)$5.00 -
Quick ViewSICK OF ME SICK OF YOU
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary you two. Inside: You aren't sick of each other?$5.00 -
Quick ViewA LONG FUCKING TIME
AnniversaryFront: Your love is amazing. Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMARRIAGE SCARES ME
AnniversaryFront: The love you two share is an inspiration. Inside: It inspires me to never get married.$5.00 -
Quick ViewATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewOYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWE’LL NEVER LAST
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewTOO MUCH LEMONADE
CardsFront: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Inside: And now I hate your guts.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewGUMMIE WORMS
CardsFront: I love you. Inside: Not.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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GREEDY BABY MACHINE
CardsFront: Twins. Inside: One wasn't enough?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
CardsFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
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HURTS LIKE A BITCH
CardsFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
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I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
CardsFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
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I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
CardsFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.50 -
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BEAUTY NOT BRAINS
CardsFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00 -
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UGLY BABY SHEEP
CardsFront: I can't wait to see your new baby. Inside: I hear it's real ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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TILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00 -
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SIDE BY SIDE
AnniversaryFront: It's your anniversary. Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)$5.00 -
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SICK OF ME SICK OF YOU
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary you two. Inside: You aren't sick of each other?$5.00 -
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A LONG FUCKING TIME
AnniversaryFront: Your love is amazing. Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long.$5.00 -
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MARRIAGE SCARES ME
AnniversaryFront: The love you two share is an inspiration. Inside: It inspires me to never get married.$5.00 -
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ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.00 -
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OYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00 -
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WE’LL NEVER LAST
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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TOO MUCH LEMONADE
CardsFront: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Inside: And now I hate your guts.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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GUMMIE WORMS
CardsFront: I love you. Inside: Not.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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