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May 13, 2026
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Father's DayFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEVERYBODY FARTS
Father's DayFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
SaleFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
Father's DayFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
Father's DayFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
Father's DayFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCOCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewLOWERED EXPECTATIONS
CongratulationsFront: You did a great job. Inside: But expectations were low.$5.00 -
Quick ViewATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU NORMALLY SUCK
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You've finally impressed me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewJUST SAY NO
CongratulationsFront: Let's go celebrate. Inside: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI’M JUST JEALOUS
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewYOU USUALLY FAIL
CongratulationsFront: Congrats. Inside: I can't believe you actually did it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewTHIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00
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Quick ViewDO THE HULA
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORGET ME NOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMOMMY’S VAG
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewANOTHER FUCKING DAY
BirthdayFront: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewOLD AND UGLY
BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
BirthdayFront: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWHORES R US
BirthdayFront: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES
BirthdayFront: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?$5.95 -
Quick ViewSKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
BirthdayFront: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSUGAR TITS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.$5.95
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