THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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CardsFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Inside: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewLOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
Quick ViewPLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
Quick ViewSOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Inside: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewI CAN’T BELIEVE IT
CardsFront: So you're engaged? Inside: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewUPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewREVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Inside: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewMR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Inside: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMONKEY LOVE IS BOGUS
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: When you two get a divorce, call me.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewFUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSTICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewRIGHT ALL THE TIME
SorryFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHIPPOS PLAY GUITAR
SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSHITTY ATTITUDE
RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
Quick ViewOUT OF YOUR MIND
RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
Quick ViewSUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 -
Quick ViewJOBLESS LOSER
RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSETTLE DOWN MAN
RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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