THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewCARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTHE CHEAPER THE BETTER
CardsFront: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 -
Quick ViewOH OH OH SO LONELY
CardsFront: Being alone on Valentine's Day is okay. Inside: As long as you don't mind masturbating.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTHE GIFT OF ME
CardsFront: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Inside: My naked body.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGIVE ME SUGAR BABY
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together. Inside: But I'd prefer chocolate.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewNO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOOKERS
CardsFront: Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Inside: That's what hookers are for.$5.00 -
Quick ViewENVY AND ME
CardsFront: There's one reason I'm giving you this card. Inside: The card companies tell me I have to.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES
CardsFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewHIPPOS WANT SEX
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 -
Quick ViewHAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: I like you cuz you're slutty.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBONE CRACKER
CardsFront: I hope you've been thinking about me as much as I've been thinking about you. Back: If not I might have to break your legs.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewFUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
Quick ViewI THINK I HATE YOU
CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewROBOTS CAN CHEAT
CardsFront: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMASTURBATION NATION
CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBACK OFF BITCH
CardsFront: You're the best mom ever. Inside: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY MOM
CardsFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Inside: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMOTHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Inside: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. Inside: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSTAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHURRICANE AND TORNADO
CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLOVE STINKS
CardsFront: I really miss you guys. Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewUNICORNS ARE MAGICAL
CardsFront: I miss everyone so much. Back: Except for you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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