THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
Quick ViewNETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewTOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewOUT AND PROUD
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewUNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
Quick ViewMRS. AND MRS. BITCH
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewGET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
ChristmasFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
ChristmasFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.95 -
Quick ViewEXPECT THE BEST
ChristmasFront: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCANCEL THIS SHIT
ChristmasFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIG STUPID HEAD
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS CHEER
ChristmasFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE TOO MUCH
ChristmasFront: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSNIP SNIP TIME
Father's DayFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.95
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FUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.95 -
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DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
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NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.95 -
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SILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95 -
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BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.95 -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
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OUT AND PROUD
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.95 -
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UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
ChristmasFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.95 -
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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
ChristmasFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.95 -
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EXPECT THE BEST
ChristmasFront: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.$5.95 -
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CANCEL THIS SHIT
ChristmasFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.95 -
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BIG STUPID HEAD
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.95 -
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CHRISTMAS CHEER
ChristmasFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 -
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YOU’RE TOO MUCH
ChristmasFront: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.95 -
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SNIP SNIP TIME
Father's DayFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.95
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