
Cards
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SNOW DAY
ChristmasFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.95 -
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ONLY ME
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.95 -
WHAM BAM
ChristmasFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.95 -
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.95 -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated BirthdayFront: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.95 -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
BirthdayFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.95 -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.95 -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.95 -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95 -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.95 -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
OUT AND PROUD
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.95 -
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UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
ChristmasFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.95 -
HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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SNOW DAY
ChristmasFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.95 -
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ONLY ME
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.95 -
WHAM BAM
ChristmasFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.95 -
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.95 -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated BirthdayFront: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.95 -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
BirthdayFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.95 -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.95 -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.95 -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95 -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.95 -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
OUT AND PROUD
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.95 -
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UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
ChristmasFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.95 -
HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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