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May 13, 2026
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Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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ParentingFront: You make parenting look easy. Inside: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSHIT ON MY HEAD
ParentingFront: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewLOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMRS. BITCH CLAUS
ChristmasFront: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.95 -
Quick ViewTRAFFIC STOP
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHAPPY WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCARROT WANG
ChristmasFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCRAZY SHIT
BirthdayFront: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCOME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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Quick ViewTHERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLOVE SUCKS
SaleFront: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewNEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDADDY ISSUES
SaleFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGIMME YOUR MONEY
New JobFront: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewYOU SUCK BALLS
New JobFront: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewWINSOME HEROES
New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
New HomeFront: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewPENIS FOR BRAINS
GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDUMBASS MORON
GraduationFront: I'm proud of you. Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFREE MOUSTACHE RIDES
Good LuckFront: I wish you the best of luck. Inside: Even though you don't deserve it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBOY OH BOY
Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: Boy, do you need it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI WANT YOU TO LEAVE
GoodbyeFront: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Inside: Good riddance.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewCAN’T CUT CORD
Father's DayFront: Dad. Inside: Cut the cord already.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewWHORE AY HOORAY
GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewNEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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