THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewBANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSAVED BY THE BELL
ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewREAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewFAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00
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Quick ViewBIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSHIT SISTER
BirthdayFront: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCOCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.95 -
Quick ViewZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.95 -
Quick ViewLIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewA FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBUST A MOVE
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewAWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewWHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewDOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.95 -
Quick ViewYOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: You only live once. Inside: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSHUT THE FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Inside: Shut the fuck up.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewYOUR HAIR SUCKS
SaleFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewOH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBOOBIES
BirthdayFront: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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