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May 13, 2026
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Quick View“SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
Quick ViewFUCK OFF STICKER
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm. It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE A DORK STICKER
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.4cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
Quick ViewHEY NUMBNUTS STICKER
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
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Quick ViewMOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
MousepadsFreshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!$22.00 -
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Quick ViewMOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
MousepadsNeed a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!$22.00 -
Quick ViewDAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
Quick ViewFIGHT CLUB
ChristmasFront: I heard Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fighting. Inside: They're members of the North Pole fight club.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSNOW DAY
ChristmasFront: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Inside: As long as I don't have to drive anywhere.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewONLY ME
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWHAM BAM
ChristmasFront: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Inside: Wait, did I say heart? I meant herpes.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated BirthdayFront: I promise I didn't forget your birthday. Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated BirthdayFront: I know your birthday was the other day... Inside: I just needed social media to remind me.$5.95 -
Quick ViewPICKY NOSE PICKER
BirthdayFront: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.$5.95 -
Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
Quick ViewNETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
BirthdayFront: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95
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Quick ViewBEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewTOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewOUT AND PROUD
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewUNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
Quick ViewMRS. AND MRS. BITCH
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewGET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
ChristmasFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
ChristmasFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.95 -
Quick ViewEXPECT THE BEST
ChristmasFront: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCANCEL THIS SHIT
ChristmasFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIG STUPID HEAD
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS CHEER
ChristmasFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE TOO MUCH
ChristmasFront: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSNIP SNIP TIME
Father's DayFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.95 -
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Quick ViewALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
Quick ViewWIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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